Doll (Owners Manual)

Hello New Owner, Meet Doll. 

She is a beauty to look at, a great showpiece, friend, and companion! Her glass eyes always sparkle and shine in the light. For your convenience they will only open and close at your command depending on what you want her to see. If Doll sees something you should wish to hid, do not fear...  Doll will never break her silence. 

Doll has a painted smile on my face. Her pasty porcelain skin, untouched by the sun to prevent damage, is formed into a permanent smile. Soft pink lips to mach the rose on her cheeks.  She has straight white teeth. Always a pleasant demeanor for you to look at (no one will ever have to see Doll with a sour look on her face). Her lips could never move to tell your secrets, disagree with you or tell you what you are doing wrong. 

Doll does not require any maintenance or nag for any attention what so ever. Due to that fact, she may seem a bit faded at times, but that is caused by dust from a long time alone up on the shelf. If her faded appearance bothers you, just take her down and give her a good shake. At that point you can just put her right back up and leave her for as long as you wish. 

If you are ever feeling ill or depressed she will always be there, just for you. If you something to hug, or someone to talk to...your deepest thoughts, complaints, fears, or failures Doll is always there for you. If you simply need to find a way to take out your anger Doll is small and easy to throw into a floor or wall. If I do by all means throw me away. I wouldn't want to be a bother seeing as I wold need repair, and no one wants to look at a broken Doll up on a shelf. 

(Summary of Use for Owners): If you wish, hug Doll, and tell you love her when she is brand new (though not required). Put her on your shelf. Use her only when you need her. If Doll breaks throw her away. Don't worry about missing Doll after you get rid of her. She will never me missed because you can always buy a new one. 

Thank you for your purchase.